One of my favorite wallpapers. Cute pandas floating into the sky on balloons.
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One of my favorite wallpapers. Cute pandas floating into the sky on balloons.
I recently attended a backyard graduation party where the hosts actually owned their own Bouncy Castle. I thought that was awesome. The combination of beer + a Bouncy Castle was even more awesome. There’s a reason kids love these things. Life would be better, I think, if I owned a Bouncy Castle.
I mean, think about it. I come home from work, I feel stressed out? Nothing relieves stress like jumping in a Bouncy Castle. Somebody’s a jerk to me? I won’t get pissed, I’ll jump in my Bouncy Castle. Can’t pay my bills? Whatever, I don’t give a shit! I’ve got a f$^@in’ Bouncy Castle.
Fat and need to work out? As I soon discovered, jumping in a Bouncy Castle is a pretty good full-body workout. If I owned one of these things, I’d be in the back yard jumping on the damn thing every day. I’m pretty sure that I would be in fantastic shape. Someone needs to design an aerobic workout that revolves around jumping in a Bouncy Castle.
I don’t expect you to just take my word for it, of course. I have collected a few videos to demonstrate the awesomeness of Bouncy Castles.
Even puppies love Bouncy Castles:
My Bouncy Castle would be versatile and have many uses, such as being a makeshift raft. To illustrate my case, here is a video of three Englishmen sailing down a river in a Bouncy Castle:
Hell, I could even take a bath in my Bouncy Castle:
This is an older wallpaper of a dancing little witch and her cat. I originally made this as a Halloween wallpaper.
Here’s a cute rising sun wallpaper for you. This poor guy’s ignoring the helicopter crash and looking at that nice, happy sunrise. He’s probably either thinking “:3″ or “wtf”.